idiocus stupidocus has been sighted again.

i love that girl. she makes me laugh to bits.

me: eh you called?
is: yeah.

(is and i continue to have another one of our nice long conversations..)

is: i'm learning french.
me: oh really?
is: yeah. i know like.. ca va.
me: oh. haha then what do you say back? ca va, right.
is: no. you say, "ca va bien, merci."
me: ok, then you're just more polite than i am.
is: eh we should learn another language.
me: like what?
is: german?
me: too.. rough.
is: japanese?
me: no.
is: korean?
me: too.. out of fashion.
is: italian?
me: too expensive.
is: hebrew?
me: ...too useless.
is: swiss?
me: ... there is no such language as swiss.
is: no. there is. the official language of switzerland is swiss.
me: don't be an idiot. the swiss speak english. and then they learn italian and german and french as official languages of the country.
is: no. no. in switzerland they speak swiss.
me: ... THERE IS NO SUCH LANGUAGE AS SWISS.
is: no. THERE IS.
me: you idiot.
is: no. really! see, in china they speak chinese. in france they speak french.. in canada they speak canadian.. in russia..
me: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CANADIAN.
is: they what do they speak in canada?
me: english!
is: no. they speak like canadian.
me: no.
is: no.. are you sure.? how can they speak english.. oh wait canada is in america right..
me: ... no! they're two different countries..
is: huh?
me: canada is south of usa..
is: no.. cannot.. this is all wrong.. why is this like that. this is all your fault.
me: my fault?
is: yeah.. anyway i didn't learn geography.
me: neither did i.. anyway we're classmates. we took exactly the same subjects.. hmm oh but i think in switzerland they also speak this weird thing called romansh. maybe that's your "swiss".
is: no la. they should speak romansh in rome.
me: no.
is: why not?
me: ...because rome is in italy.
is: so?
me: romans speak italian, not romansh.
is: huh?
me: rome is the capital of italy!

oh my dear idiocus. you make me laugh. i miss talking to you.