If I were a month, I'd be: december. the time with all the holidays.. and all the presents and shopping...
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: friday or saturday.
If I were a season, I'd be: spring.
If I were a planet, I'd be: venus.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: better at swimming.
If I were a direction, I'd be: north-east.
If I were a sin, I'd be: either pride or gluttony
If I were a gemstone, I'd be: sapphiremy birthstone.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: i'd kill to be audrey hepburn, the queen of black and white tv.pea says i remind her of martin luther king jr. ask her why.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: mercuryqing, remember "mercury-x"?
If I were a tree, I'd be: a palm tree.
If I were a bird, I'd be: a penguin.
If I were a flower, I'd be: those red and yellow daisies you can get at the florists for seventy cents each.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: cloudy and windy
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: phoenix.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: electric guitar?
If I were an animal, I'd be: some sort of a jungle cat..
If I were a color, I'd be: stripes.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: deja vu.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: cucumber
If I were a fruit, I'd be: rambutan
If I were a sound, I'd be: music blaring from the radio
If I were an element, I'd be: fire.
If I were a car, I'd be: one of those mitsubishi convertibles.
If I were a video game, I'd be: catch the sarcasm before it catches you.
If I were a location, I'd be: tropical
If I were a song, I'd be: rob williams - come undone
If I were a movie, I'd be: there's something about anjali.
If I were a book, I'd be: full of pictures, catered to the attention deficit population.
If I were a food, I'd be: chocolate pudding
If I were a place, I'd be: with an original taste of interior design
If I were a material, I'd be: coloured plastic.
If I were a taste, I'd be: pepperminty
If I were a perfume/cologne, I'd be: smelling like grapefruit
If I were a word, I'd be: indifferent.
If I were a body part, I'd be: the fingers...i>i value my sense of touch.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: :s
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: lunch.
If I were a bug, I'd be: dragonfly.
If I were a smell, I'd be: soapy.
If I were a candy, I'd be: real, dark, bittersweet chocolate.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: michealangelofrom the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If I were a shape, I'd be a: pointy star?
If I were a number, I'd be: lucky number 7.
If I were a sport, I'd be: a staring contest.
If I were an item,I'd be : relatively expensive.